*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking tall are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
Sakurai: idk lucina why should u be in smash
Sakurai: holy shit
team aqua is still better than team magma
I think my favorite Assist so far is Mother Brain, because she looks so goddamn scary and impressive I was literally in awe when she was shown on the website, and it’s probably the best way to represent one of the more important characters in the Metroid franchise.
I can’t wait to see the rest of the AT’s as well, because I highly doubt we’ve seen them all yet.